{"id":22477,"date":"2013-10-28T21:18:19","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T21:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/28\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-22\/"},"modified":"2013-10-28T21:18:19","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T21:18:19","slug":"hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/28\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-22\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hey, our common friend the coffee monster told me to come and talk with you.&#8221; Clint chuckles and sits down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he&#8217;s afraid he&#8217;ll screw it up if he tries to &#8230; make his friends be friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he&#8217;s afraid he&#8217;ll screw it up if he tries to &#8230; make his friends be friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2054,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22477"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}