{"id":22608,"date":"2013-10-27T06:59:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T06:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/27\/ryans-warning-label-is-danger-heartbreakingly\/"},"modified":"2013-10-27T06:59:51","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T06:59:51","slug":"ryans-warning-label-is-danger-heartbreakingly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/27\/ryans-warning-label-is-danger-heartbreakingly\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan&#8217;s warning label is &#8220;Danger: heartbreakingly sweet and kind, handle with care&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xregicide-deactivated20140812.tumblr.com\/post\/65211366533\/ryans-warning-label-is-danger-heartbreakingly\">xregicide-deactivated20140812<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/a0cfd8b1efcbae25c18513383b0f23c7\/tumblr_inline_mvbf62ccq01s0dfqc.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d<strong>H<\/strong>andle with care because he\u2019s an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>How you became my muse I will never know, shut up Mordred. Thank you!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>*sends Summer to muzzle Mordred* He&#8217;ll grow out of the idiocy, I assure you. You&#8217;re no older or less idiotic than he, young man. No, we handle Ryan with care because he is precious.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xregicide-deactivated20140812: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dHandle with care because he\u2019s an idiot.\u201d How you became my muse I will never know, shut up Mordred. Thank you! *sends Summer to muzzle Mordred* He&#8217;ll grow out of the idiocy, I assure you. You&#8217;re no older or less idiotic than he, young man. No, we handle Ryan with care because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/27\/ryans-warning-label-is-danger-heartbreakingly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ryan&#8217;s warning label is &#8220;Danger: heartbreakingly sweet and kind, handle with care&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22608"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}