{"id":22660,"date":"2013-10-27T01:05:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T01:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/27\/i-thank-you-for-that-and-will-take-it-under\/"},"modified":"2013-10-27T01:05:01","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T01:05:01","slug":"i-thank-you-for-that-and-will-take-it-under","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/27\/i-thank-you-for-that-and-will-take-it-under\/","title":{"rendered":"I thank you for that, and will take it under advisement as I struggle to make a decision. ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t struggle too hard; we don&#8217;t want you to hurt yourself.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/517ddaa32fe518cb8afb715a20e42262\/tumblr_inline_mvaz0aUsBn1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t struggle too hard; we don&#8217;t want you to hurt yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}