{"id":22702,"date":"2013-10-26T22:09:16","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T22:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/26\/produces-a-second-orchid-to-lay-beside-the-first\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T22:09:16","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T22:09:16","slug":"produces-a-second-orchid-to-lay-beside-the-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/26\/produces-a-second-orchid-to-lay-beside-the-first\/","title":{"rendered":"*produces a second orchid to lay beside the first* I&#8217;d rather not choose, Miladies, so one for each. I apologize for not thinking to do so previously."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>what the actual fuck.<\/p>\n<p>Nonnie. Nonnie, are you okay? Have you hit your head? Maybe you should see a doctor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or you could just accept the compliments.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Quiet, you.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, I want to know who this is as much as you do. Maybe more. I mean, the last person who gave me any flowers was &#8212; &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Gabriel. Well, Gabriel doesn&#8217;t stick around for long, so it&#8217;s not him. Stop pining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what the actual fuck. Nonnie. Nonnie, are you okay? Have you hit your head? Maybe you should see a doctor. &#8220;Or you could just accept the compliments.&#8221; Quiet, you. &#8220;Hey, I want to know who this is as much as you do. Maybe more. I mean, the last person who gave me any flowers was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/26\/produces-a-second-orchid-to-lay-beside-the-first\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">*produces a second orchid to lay beside the first* I&#8217;d rather not choose, Miladies, so one for each. I apologize for not thinking to do so previously.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,2726,2729,2730],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22702"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}