{"id":22703,"date":"2013-10-26T21:56:53","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T21:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/26\/being-allowed-the-opportunity-to-lay-that-crimson\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T21:56:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T21:56:53","slug":"being-allowed-the-opportunity-to-lay-that-crimson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/26\/being-allowed-the-opportunity-to-lay-that-crimson\/","title":{"rendered":"Being allowed the opportunity to lay that crimson orchid at your feet was the honor, Milady."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*blushes* Is that for me, or the muse?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, people don&#8217;t give me flowers. You&#8217;ve collected me all these lovers, and none of them give me flowers. Though Gadget gives very nice, very thoughtful jewellery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Summer, sometimes you need to stop talking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pot, kettle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh my god. *facepalms*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*blushes* Is that for me, or the muse? &#8220;Hey, people don&#8217;t give me flowers. You&#8217;ve collected me all these lovers, and none of them give me flowers. Though Gadget gives very nice, very thoughtful jewellery.&#8221; Summer, sometimes you need to stop talking. &#8220;Pot, kettle.&#8221; Oh my god. *facepalms*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,2726,2731],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22703"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}