{"id":22922,"date":"2013-10-24T03:52:46","date_gmt":"2013-10-24T03:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/24\/pratentious-you-know-i-did-just\/"},"modified":"2013-10-24T03:52:46","modified_gmt":"2013-10-24T03:52:46","slug":"pratentious-you-know-i-did-just","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/24\/pratentious-you-know-i-did-just\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pratentious.tumblr.com\/post\/64929125520\/you-know-i-did-just-nearly-die-you\">pratentious<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/6704275b3bf899c4fc8ef9f24a5d4e8d\/tumblr_inline_mv5mha249q1s9838g.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><sub>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cYou know, I did just nearly die. You <em>could<\/em> stand to be a little nicer to me.\u201d<\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Now what would be the fun in that? You wouldn&#8217;t nearly die so often if you bothered to exercise a little caution, sire.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pratentious: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cYou know, I did just nearly die. You could stand to be a little nicer to me.\u201d &#8220;Now what would be the fun in that? You wouldn&#8217;t nearly die so often if you bothered to exercise a little caution, sire.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2463],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22922"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}