{"id":23010,"date":"2013-10-22T19:51:23","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T19:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\/"},"modified":"2013-10-22T19:51:23","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T19:51:23","slug":"and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\/","title":{"rendered":"And now, I show you my face, and depart with the feeling of a job well done. You really shouldn&#8217;t challenge a wordsmith to this kind of game, kid."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud.tumblr.com\/post\/64767282324\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\">xavierrud<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/64748067198\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/64747917408\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><small>&#8220;I would clap right now if situations were different.&#8221; <\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mdw6a6FHKk1rkhaito1_500.gif\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, well, you can clap if you like, though I don\u2019t know that you want to be moving your hands \u2014 you\u2019ll have someone\u2019s eye out with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/068835b8feedaf069bfc2453c716c0bc\/tumblr_inline_mv1y59fXyb1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><small>&#8220;That\u2019s-that\u2019s a good point.&#8221; Cue a nervous laugh, flustered gaze moving to the ground, and a sheepish grin. <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/0d61d2f327548c837ee140c049b50463\/tumblr_inline_msqjf5vQdq1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/small><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Points are a male prerogative,&#8221; she shoots back, grinning.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/3f3eb042d84a7911b9d6988e70769160\/tumblr_inline_mv35spSsu71rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud: iamthefirechild: xavierrud-deactivated20140321: &#8220;I would clap right now if situations were different.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, well, you can clap if you like, though I don\u2019t know that you want to be moving your hands \u2014 you\u2019ll have someone\u2019s eye out with that.&#8221; &#8220;That\u2019s-that\u2019s a good point.&#8221; Cue a nervous laugh, flustered gaze moving to the ground, and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">And now, I show you my face, and depart with the feeling of a job well done. You really shouldn&#8217;t challenge a wordsmith to this kind of game, kid.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2782,2781,1843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23010"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}