{"id":23031,"date":"2013-10-22T05:13:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T05:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-9\/"},"modified":"2013-10-22T05:13:11","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T05:13:11","slug":"jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-9\/","title":{"rendered":"*jumps and squeaks* You aren&#8217;t supposed to know it&#8217;s me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sirmordred-thedruid.tumblr.com\/post\/64751786149\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-its\">sirmordred-thedruid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/64751563143\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-its\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xregicide-deactivated20140812.tumblr.com\/post\/64707553624\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know\">xregicide-deactivated20140812<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/0927958d71022ad77b389b6569252ee4\/tumblr_inline_mv1delCYiY1s0dfqc.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d<strong>Y<\/strong>ou left that part out.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She tosses her head, trying to be serious. \u201cIt\u2019s not my job to amuse you.\u201d She doesn\u2019t try very hard to get away. \u201cClearly you will have to teach me to sneak.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<strong>H<\/strong>e pouts, releasing the grip on her wrists gently. \u201cIt\u2019s not? Well then I don\u2019t know what your job is then,\u201d he says sarcastically. \u201cHm, perhaps I could, or perhaps not.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;My job,&#8221; she tells him, &#8220;is to stay here in Camelot until I am sent for at home, and to keep myself busy learning arts I cannot learn there.&#8221; She leans on him and tries to kiss his pout. &#8220;Do you wish me to amuse you, Mordred?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sirmordred-thedruid: iamthefirechild: xregicide-deactivated20140812: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dYou left that part out.\u201d\u00a0 She tosses her head, trying to be serious. \u201cIt\u2019s not my job to amuse you.\u201d She doesn\u2019t try very hard to get away. \u201cClearly you will have to teach me to sneak.\u201d \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0He pouts, releasing the grip on her wrists gently. \u201cIt\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/jumps-and-squeaks-you-arent-supposed-to-know-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">*jumps and squeaks* You aren&#8217;t supposed to know it&#8217;s me!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2351,2775,2025],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23031"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}