{"id":23042,"date":"2013-10-22T04:08:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T04:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the-2\/"},"modified":"2013-10-22T04:08:17","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T04:08:17","slug":"and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/22\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the-2\/","title":{"rendered":"And now, I show you my face, and depart with the feeling of a job well done. You really shouldn&#8217;t challenge a wordsmith to this kind of game, kid."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/64747917408\/and-now-i-show-you-my-face-and-depart-with-the\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><small>&#8220;I would clap right now if situations were different.&#8221; <\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mdw6a6FHKk1rkhaito1_500.gif\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Oh, well, you can clap if you like, though I don&#8217;t know that you want to be moving your hands &#8212; you&#8217;ll have someone&#8217;s eye out with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/068835b8feedaf069bfc2453c716c0bc\/tumblr_inline_mv1y59fXyb1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud-deactivated20140321: &#8220;I would clap right now if situations were different.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, well, you can clap if you like, though I don&#8217;t know that you want to be moving your hands &#8212; you&#8217;ll have someone&#8217;s eye out with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23042"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}