{"id":23269,"date":"2013-10-19T21:38:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T21:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/19\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs-6\/"},"modified":"2013-10-19T21:38:28","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T21:38:28","slug":"oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/19\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Oy! I don&#8217;t keep the handcuffs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/64511891198\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/64429940497\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/64354682487\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I was attempting to be witty, honey.\u00a0 I do that sometimes.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" class=\"toggle_inline_image constrained_image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/2c50c94fcf0ddb0128623a73b8c0a69b\/tumblr_inline_mo07whFycQ1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2026Though, if you don\u2019t have them, I actually don\u2019t know where they are.\u00a0 They kinda got thrown a decent ways last time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*dryly* I\u2019ve met both halves of Starki. I\u2019ve met several of your twinselves. Stranger.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, I guess this one was a bit of an odd duck.\u00a0 He doesn\u2019t do the whole armor-thing.\u00a0 Poor soul.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How does that even work? I can&#8217;t even &#8230; did he never &#8212; none of the things that happened to you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: I was attempting to be witty, honey.\u00a0 I do that sometimes. \u2026Though, if you don\u2019t have them, I actually don\u2019t know where they are.\u00a0 They kinda got thrown a decent ways last time. *dryly* I\u2019ve met both halves of Starki. I\u2019ve met several of your twinselves. Stranger.\u00a0 Well, I guess this one &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/19\/oy-i-dont-keep-the-handcuffs-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oy! I don&#8217;t keep the handcuffs!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}