{"id":2360,"date":"2014-11-16T20:06:05","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T20:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/16\/satirxcal-iamthefirechild-please-i\/"},"modified":"2014-11-16T20:06:05","modified_gmt":"2014-11-16T20:06:05","slug":"satirxcal-iamthefirechild-please-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/16\/satirxcal-iamthefirechild-please-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/satirxcal.tumblr.com\/post\/102775147825\/iamthefirechild-please-i-cant-do-what\">satirxcal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/m-6z2SBUyAmukDf1BuxRWHw\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f64be881f0c4220bf74ec40b9e6ce407\/tumblr_inline_nf3tsyr3Vw1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please, I can\u2019t \u2014 do what you want. I \/can\u2019t\/.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2014- I can\u2019t \/be\/ like you, it will destroy me.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/44094adbfe17fadff1e9ccdd81fa7a52\/tumblr_inline_nf4ghjcSEL1t23427.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh spare me the dramatics. Of\u00a0<em>course\u00a0<\/em>you<br \/>\u00a0can. It\u2019s not hard, I can show you. You won\u2019t<br \/>\u00a0be thinking so &#8230;\u00a0<em>negatively\u00a0<\/em>after.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4a13601886e87d02eb245cf2c501d600\/tumblr_inline_nf5ec3HvXb1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please, you have to listen. You have to understand &#8212; I \/can&#8217;t\/.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0What you want &#8212; I&#8217;d \/rather\/ die first.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>satirxcal: iamthefirechild:\u00a0 &#8220;Please, I can\u2019t \u2014 do what you want. I \/can\u2019t\/.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2014- I can\u2019t \/be\/ like you, it will destroy me.\u201d &#8220;Oh spare me the dramatics. Of\u00a0course\u00a0you\u00a0can. It\u2019s not hard, I can show you. You won\u2019t\u00a0be thinking so &#8230;\u00a0negatively\u00a0after.\u201d\u00a0 &#8220;Please, you have to listen. You have &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/16\/satirxcal-iamthefirechild-please-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,318,319,293,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}