{"id":23603,"date":"2013-10-17T00:01:33","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T00:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/17\/poohbear6301-akittensblog-hannawolfcross\/"},"modified":"2015-02-21T02:01:19","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T02:01:19","slug":"poohbear6301-akittensblog-hannawolfcross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/17\/poohbear6301-akittensblog-hannawolfcross\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-23603 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/17\/poohbear6301-akittensblog-hannawolfcross\/attachment\/23604\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/10\/tumblr_m4vngpGthG1qexy5qo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/poohbear6301.tumblr.com\/post\/45525640313\/akittensblog-hannawolfcross-theghostparty\">poohbear6301<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akittensblog.tumblr.com\/post\/45468196169\/hannawolfcross-theghostparty-pondermoofin\">akittensblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannawolfcross.tumblr.com\/post\/38362609605\/theghostparty-pondermoofin-vaniirox-i\">hannawolfcross<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theghostparty.tumblr.com\/post\/27282053192\/pondermoofin-vaniirox-i-feel-so-bad-when\">theghostparty<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pondermoofin.tumblr.com\/post\/27081484636\/vaniirox-i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl\">pondermoofin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vaniirox.tumblr.com\/post\/26970056261\/i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl-tries-to-date\">vaniirox<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-feel-so-bad-when-any-guy-or-girl-tries-to-date-his-daughter\">#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter<\/a><span>\u00a0<\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/because-you-show-up-at-their-door-and-her-dad-is-fuckin%27-Thor\">#because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin\u2019 Thor<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look how badass he is while holding that baby<\/p>\n<p><span>\u00a0<\/span><span id=\"post_tags_wrapper_24548463425\"><span class=\"tags  draggable\" id=\"post_tags_24548463425\"><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/I-can-imagine-him-using-his-Thor-voice-on-her\">#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her<\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/like-when-she%27s-crying-in-the-middle-of-the-night\">#like when she\u2019s crying in the middle of the night<\/a> <a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/I-can-imagine-him-using-his-Thor-voice-on-her\">#WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/DO-YOU-REQUIRE-NOURISHMENT\">#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT<\/a><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/WHY-DOTH-YOU-TORMENT-ME-SO-PRECIOUS-ONE\">#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?<\/p>\n<p>TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?<\/p>\n<p>I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.<\/p>\n<p>WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER<\/p>\n<p>IF HE BE WORTHY<\/p>\n<p>SHALL POSSESS<\/p>\n<p>THE BLESSING OF THOR<\/p>\n<p>and watch when the time comes, he\u2019ll just be like \u201cHey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"post_tags_wrapper_24702295029\"><span class=\"tags  draggable\" id=\"post_tags_24702295029\"><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh-i-followed-you-in-my-car-to-make-sure-you-paid-for-her-dinner-hehehehehehehehe\">#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe<\/a> <a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/i%27ll-literally-come-into-your-house-and-kill-you-if-you-break-her-heart\">#i\u2019ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart<\/a> <a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/hehehehehehee\">#hehehehehehee<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m64r9hRQS21qg5o4g.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"wrc-float-icon\"><\/div>\n<p>What the hell.<br \/>This is the greatest post in the universe.<\/p>\n<p>jesus christ it\u2019s updated<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6v76tPGBk1qhr47r.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rebloggin for the comments.<\/p>\n<p>JFC Tumblr, I can\u2019t take you anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>I love you<\/p>\n<p>ALL of you<\/p>\n<p>this shit just keeps getting better!!!<\/p>\n<p>Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it\u2019ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.<\/p>\n<p>And she\u2019ll be like \u201cDAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god, dad\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad\u2026 I\u2019m not a queen! Stop it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she\u2019s like: \u201cAnd YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWELL DONE, BROTHER.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU\u2019RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUNCLE TOM YOU DON\u2019T HAVE ANY KIDS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I\u2019m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDarling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNever mind. Thanks, good night.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#helmets and all<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#with their scepters and their capes<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#And she brings in this young guy<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\">#and they open the door<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#And there\u2019s her father and her godfather<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#you know the evil one that\u2019s also strangely sexy<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#And Chris has his hammer at the ready<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#and they greet him<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\">#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#talking about how he\u2019ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avengers\" title=\"avengers\">#he never calls her back<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry<\/p>\n<p>but this just keeps getting better and better<\/p>\n<p>EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS \/dying<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It gets better every fucking time!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"image\" height=\"180\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m51t3hptJ51r5nmw3.gif\" width=\"245\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I am CRYING oh my god<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[[And there will be that one guy.<\/p>\n<p>He won\u2019t run or never call again.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll sit there and play along.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019ll be RDJ\u2019s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I didn\u2019t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mejp9iFs1k1rqfhi2o1_500.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*oh I can\u2019t breathe*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>India\/Exton? I can ship it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>poohbear6301: akittensblog: hannawolfcross: theghostparty: pondermoofin: vaniirox: #i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter\u00a0#because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin\u2019 Thor Look how badass he is while holding that baby \u00a0#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her\u00a0#like when she\u2019s crying in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/17\/poohbear6301-akittensblog-hannawolfcross\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2844],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23603"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23605,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23603\/revisions\/23605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}