{"id":239,"date":"2015-02-15T01:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T01:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/15\/pietro-can-i-have-kisses-for-valentines-day-5\/"},"modified":"2015-02-15T01:00:32","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T01:00:32","slug":"pietro-can-i-have-kisses-for-valentines-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/15\/pietro-can-i-have-kisses-for-valentines-day-5\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Pietro can I have kisses for Valentine&#8217;s Day?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/111031694657\/pietro-can-i-have-kisses-for-valentines-day\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Is it Valentine\u2019s Day? \u00a0Oh come on, yuck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6a259f23209f57cc29f079b51a2d5069\/tumblr_inline_njsftd2SSt1sp0rkz.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not asking you to buy me chocolates or anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c95455fd0b3c5e73c8c9e98900afd6ad\/tumblr_inline_njsg4gQvOD1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: &#8220;Is it Valentine\u2019s Day? \u00a0Oh come on, yuck.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m not asking you to buy me chocolates or anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,55,56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}