{"id":23911,"date":"2013-10-08T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/08\/9-24-2013\/"},"modified":"2013-10-08T22:56:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T22:56:00","slug":"9-24-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/08\/9-24-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"9\/24\/2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: &#8230; Tony, are there sweaty cosplay girls around Stark Tower?<br \/>\nTony:  Not in the last few days, no.<br \/>\nSummer: *sighs* Can someone make the SHIELD agents stop telling lies?<br \/>\nTony:  Well it has happened, just not in the last few days.<br \/>\nSummer: &#8230; I&#8217;m never leaving the tower again.<br \/>\nTony:  Pretty sure they&#8217;re harmless.<br \/>\nSummer: It&#8217;s embarrassing.<br \/>\nTony:  How are they any worse than the paparazzi?  You walk past them all the time.<br \/>\nSummer: &#8230; I&#8217;m not a paparazzi.<br \/>\nSummer: *mutters* I&#8217;m gonna stab Ward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: &#8230; Tony, are there sweaty cosplay girls around Stark Tower? Tony: Not in the last few days, no. Summer: *sighs* Can someone make the SHIELD agents stop telling lies? Tony: Well it has happened, just not in the last few days. Summer: &#8230; I&#8217;m never leaving the tower again. Tony: Pretty sure they&#8217;re harmless. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/08\/9-24-2013\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">9\/24\/2013<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[199,1516,1323],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23911"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}