{"id":2394,"date":"2014-11-15T23:43:07","date_gmt":"2014-11-15T23:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/kill-me-please-just-kill-me\/"},"modified":"2014-11-15T23:43:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-15T23:43:07","slug":"kill-me-please-just-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/kill-me-please-just-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Kill me. Please, just kill me.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/satirxcal.tumblr.com\/post\/102667137809\/kill-me-please-just-kill-me\">satirxcal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small><strong>\u201c<\/strong><em>I will.<br \/><\/em>\u00a0 \u00a0 Not quite yet, there\u2019s<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 no fun in letting you<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 .. \u2018<strong>go<\/strong>&#8216;so soon. But<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0e v e n t u a l l y.<strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a02526debf5af2241d463784fec5b3fd\/tumblr_inline_nf2785CAcJ1t23427.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f64be881f0c4220bf74ec40b9e6ce407\/tumblr_inline_nf3tsyr3Vw1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please, I can&#8217;t &#8212; do what you want. I \/can&#8217;t\/.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8212;- I can&#8217;t \/be\/ like you, it will destroy me.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>satirxcal: \u201cI will.\u00a0 \u00a0 Not quite yet, there\u2019s\u00a0 \u00a0 no fun in letting you\u00a0 \u00a0 .. \u2018go&#8216;so soon. But\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0e v e n t u a l l y.\u201d &#8220;Please, I can&#8217;t &#8212; do what you want. I \/can&#8217;t\/.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8212;- I can&#8217;t \/be\/ like you, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/kill-me-please-just-kill-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Kill me. Please, just kill me.&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,323,293,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}