{"id":23985,"date":"2013-10-03T04:00:53","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T04:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/03\/perhaps-but-i-find-it-more-likely-that-youll-not\/"},"modified":"2013-10-03T04:00:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T04:00:53","slug":"perhaps-but-i-find-it-more-likely-that-youll-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/03\/perhaps-but-i-find-it-more-likely-that-youll-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Perhaps, but I find it more likely that you&#8217;ll not be bothered by the likes of me again. I offer you my sincere thanks, again, and bid you adieu. I hope the best for mun and muse alike."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, what? What bother? This was by no means a bother. I&#8217;m very flattered that you asked me, instead of the bajillion more popular roleplayers around here.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be silly, nonnie. I love to talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, what? What bother? This was by no means a bother. I&#8217;m very flattered that you asked me, instead of the bajillion more popular roleplayers around here. Don&#8217;t be silly, nonnie. I love to talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23985"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}