{"id":24045,"date":"2013-10-02T20:54:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/02\/the-stark-in-shining-armor-can-you-please-not\/"},"modified":"2013-10-02T20:54:17","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:54:17","slug":"the-stark-in-shining-armor-can-you-please-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/02\/the-stark-in-shining-armor-can-you-please-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-stark-in-shining-armor.tumblr.com\/post\/62928480228\/can-you-please-not-touch-that\">the-stark-in-shining-armor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>&#8220;Can you please not touch that?&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/e47925b0d46478b2ce25e12d33ba049a\/tumblr_inline_mu2785glyg1rpusna.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;But it&#8217;s shiny!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/517ddaa32fe518cb8afb715a20e42262\/tumblr_inline_mu27e1Jnve1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-stark-in-shining-armor: &#8220;Can you please not touch that?&#8221; &#8220;But it&#8217;s shiny!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2922],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}