{"id":24067,"date":"2013-10-02T20:11:50","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/02\/surprisedbylife-squireofgeekdom\/"},"modified":"2013-10-02T20:11:50","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:11:50","slug":"surprisedbylife-squireofgeekdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/02\/surprisedbylife-squireofgeekdom\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

surprisedbylife<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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squireofgeekdom<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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henrycalvill<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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oh my god, that was really violent<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>#SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT<\/a><\/span>#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT<\/a><\/span>#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY<\/a><\/span>#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN\u2019S ASS<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>#AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK<\/a><\/span>#THAT A WOMAN STEALING THE END FROM THE HERO<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>#IS A GREAT THING<\/a><\/span>#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>#PEPPER POTTS FOR PRESIDENT<\/a><\/span>#TONY STARK TO AWKWARDLY STARE AT HER IN AWE AND WITH A STRANGE BONER<\/a><\/span>#sorry i got carried away<\/a>\u00a0(via starksexual<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she\u2019s alive, you think \u201coh, she\u2019s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony – the hero – enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.\u201d Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#also can we talk about how one man in that movie treated Pepper as an Object<\/a>#as a prize to be won<\/a>#as a lure for Tony Stark<\/a>#what happened to that man I wonder?<\/a>#PEPPER POTTS FUCKING KILLED HIM<\/a>#PEPPER POTTS IS A GODDESS<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

surprisedbylife: squireofgeekdom: henrycalvill: oh my god, that was really violent #HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE\u00a0#SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN\u2019S ASS\u00a0#AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK#THAT A … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24067"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}