{"id":2421,"date":"2014-11-15T03:06:10","date_gmt":"2014-11-15T03:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right\/"},"modified":"2014-11-15T03:06:10","modified_gmt":"2014-11-15T03:06:10","slug":"wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait, wait, let me get this right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bigangry.tumblr.com\/post\/102659788857\/wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right\">bigangry<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tygenco.tumblr.com\/post\/102634951444\/wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right\">tygenco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Somehow the words \u201cdo not contact unless contacted\u201d turned in to \u201cyeah go ahead and keep on contacting\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8cc15a859e5adcf93e09ac111599c700\/tumblr_inline_nf1rzmXiND1rm3djh.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Because I was under the impression that \u201cdo not contact unless contacted\u201d meant that you <strong><em>do not contact unless contacted<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This person that you\u2019re having problems with is so motherfuckin\u2019 dense that they don\u2019t understand that you <strong>DON\u2019T WANT THEM IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE THEY\u2019RE FUCKING CREEPY AS FUCK\u00a0<\/strong>so they\u2019re still contacting you. Fuck them, fuck that, and fuck it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can I bite him for you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bigangry: tygenco: Somehow the words \u201cdo not contact unless contacted\u201d turned in to \u201cyeah go ahead and keep on contacting\u201d. Because I was under the impression that \u201cdo not contact unless contacted\u201d meant that you do not contact unless contacted. This person that you\u2019re having problems with is so motherfuckin\u2019 dense that they don\u2019t understand &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/15\/wait-wait-let-me-get-this-right\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wait, wait, let me get this right<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}