{"id":24459,"date":"2013-09-26T01:10:46","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T01:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/26\/me-at-dads-house-just-like-every-wednesday\/"},"modified":"2013-09-26T01:10:46","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T01:10:46","slug":"me-at-dads-house-just-like-every-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/26\/me-at-dads-house-just-like-every-wednesday\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

me, at dad’s house just like every wednesday, getting ice cream: This is not how I left this. *store ice cream carton is almost full*<\/p>\n

him: no it’s not. it was a lot emptier<\/p>\n

me: wha – uh – huh – how? *starts giggling*<\/p>\n

him: well<\/p>\n

me: you have a magical ice cream producing fridge? *laughs helplessly for like two minutes*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

me, at dad’s house just like every wednesday, getting ice cream: This is not how I left this. *store ice cream carton is almost full* him: no it’s not. it was a lot emptier me: wha – uh – huh – how? *starts giggling* him: well me: you have a magical ice cream producing fridge? … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2991,106],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24459"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}