{"id":24596,"date":"2013-09-24T19:59:53","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T19:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-44\/"},"modified":"2013-09-24T19:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T19:59:53","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-44\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/62164401106\/iamthefirechild-gadgeteerphilanthropist\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/62127059509\/gadgeteerphilanthropist\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/62126875165\/iamthefirechild-summer-muses-i-wonder-if-i-have\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/62124699411\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>Summer muses, \u201cI wonder if I have any backless rhinestones? You could be sparkly then.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I don\u2019t want to be sparkly,&#8221; he interjects quickly, taking a step away from her.\u00a0 &#8220;It\u2019s bad enough already!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I thought it wasn\u2019t so bad,&#8221; she giggles. &#8220;No sparklies? How about if I put sparklies on Butterfingers?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He pauses for a beat.\u00a0 \u201c\u2026Yeah, sure.\u00a0 He\u2019d probably appreciate it.\u00a0 Might to do You, too, though, or he\u2019ll get jealous.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Jarvis? Should I be-sparkle your mainframe, too?&#8221; She&#8217;s laughing so hard she can hardly talk, or stand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: Summer muses, \u201cI wonder if I have any backless rhinestones? You could be sparkly then.\u201d &#8220;I don\u2019t want to be sparkly,&#8221; he interjects quickly, taking a step away from her.\u00a0 &#8220;It\u2019s bad enough already!&#8221; &#8220;I thought it wasn\u2019t so bad,&#8221; she giggles. &#8220;No sparklies? How about if I put sparklies on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/24\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-44\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3001],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24596"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}