{"id":24878,"date":"2013-09-13T04:02:38","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T04:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/13\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-20\/"},"modified":"2013-09-13T04:02:38","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T04:02:38","slug":"wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/13\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-20\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wordlesswarlock.tumblr.com\/post\/61085277207\/iamthefirechild-wordlesswarlock\">wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/61084997753\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wordlesswarlock.tumblr.com\/post\/61084198714\/iamthefirechild-wordlesswarlock\">wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/61084029792\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*yelps and falls over in her haste to scramble away* I wanted to \/eat\/ it not wear it!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Then don\u2019t make lewd comments.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You started it with the blonde thing!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>You started it by stealing my ice cream!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*sweetly* Older sister. &#8216;s my job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: *yelps and falls over in her haste to scramble away* I wanted to \/eat\/ it not wear it! Then don\u2019t make lewd comments.\u00a0 You started it with the blonde thing! You started it by stealing my ice cream!\u00a0 *sweetly* Older sister. &#8216;s my job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24878"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}