{"id":249,"date":"2015-02-14T03:18:03","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T03:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/14\/veneficusrex-hes-getting-a-look-something-i\/"},"modified":"2015-02-14T03:18:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T03:18:03","slug":"veneficusrex-hes-getting-a-look-something-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/02\/14\/veneficusrex-hes-getting-a-look-something-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/veneficusrex.tumblr.com\/post\/110950978704\/hes-getting-a-look-something-i-can-help-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">veneficusrex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><small>[He\u2019s getting a <b>look.]\u00a0<\/b><\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/dfe65a05cf6a9758cb45624291ee02f2\/tumblr_inline_njqrbbbwdr1ridast.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><small>&#8220;Something I can help you with, or are you just jealous of my whiskey? I\u2019ll <i>buy<\/i> you one if you\u2019re <i>that<\/i>\u00a0thirsty.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0df5bac627ea44f0ec03ab8dd8fd7263\/tumblr_inline_njqro0ayJa1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, sorry, I didn&#8217;t mean to stare at you. I was just &#8230; thinking. I don&#8217;t like whiskey, thanks anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>veneficusrex: [He\u2019s getting a look.]\u00a0 &#8220;Something I can help you with, or are you just jealous of my whiskey? I\u2019ll buy you one if you\u2019re that\u00a0thirsty.\u201d &#8220;Oh, sorry, I didn&#8217;t mean to stare at you. I was just &#8230; thinking. I don&#8217;t like whiskey, thanks anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,60,79],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}