{"id":24941,"date":"2013-09-11T22:56:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T22:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/11\/so-pissed-right-now-my-cars-brake-light-switch\/"},"modified":"2013-09-11T22:56:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T22:56:18","slug":"so-pissed-right-now-my-cars-brake-light-switch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/11\/so-pissed-right-now-my-cars-brake-light-switch\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So pissed right now. My car&#8217;s brake light switch is bad; nobody wants to reply to any of my muses except Toby; I can&#8217;t get a fucking job and we have maybe six months of money left period; FF14 still isn&#8217;t available for purchase; I&#8217;m covered in goddamn chigger bites; my tabletop gaming group is screwed by work schedules; and my husband is a sweetheart and a total slob.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck all of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So pissed right now. My car&#8217;s brake light switch is bad; nobody wants to reply to any of my muses except Toby; I can&#8217;t get a fucking job and we have maybe six months of money left period; FF14 still isn&#8217;t available for purchase; I&#8217;m covered in goddamn chigger bites; my tabletop gaming group is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/09\/11\/so-pissed-right-now-my-cars-brake-light-switch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33,3044],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24941"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}