{"id":25608,"date":"2013-07-31T04:32:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T04:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/31\/polyarmorous-ive-figured-out-why-i-hate\/"},"modified":"2013-07-31T04:32:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T04:32:12","slug":"polyarmorous-ive-figured-out-why-i-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/31\/polyarmorous-ive-figured-out-why-i-hate\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/polyarmorous.tumblr.com\/post\/56942553331\/ive-figured-out-why-i-hate-those-if-you-dont\">polyarmorous<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>\/\/ I\u2019ve figured out why I hate those \u201cif you don\u2019t put in the same effort (i.e. length) I do to a post I won\u2019t rp with you!&#8221; rules\/posts.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I am a<\/em>\u00a0superb <em>writer.\u00a0I can break your heart in four lines. I don\u2019t need four half-page paragraphs to do it. I refuse to be a less skilled writer to prop your ass up.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Meanwhile, I leave Thursday to go down to the Keys for girls\u2019 birthday weekend with my mom and sister, so I don\u2019t expect to be available at all from Thursday night to Monday night.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>polyarmorous: \/\/ I\u2019ve figured out why I hate those \u201cif you don\u2019t put in the same effort (i.e. length) I do to a post I won\u2019t rp with you!&#8221; rules\/posts. I am a\u00a0superb writer.\u00a0I can break your heart in four lines. I don\u2019t need four half-page paragraphs to do it. I refuse to be a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/31\/polyarmorous-ive-figured-out-why-i-hate\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25608"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}