{"id":25733,"date":"2013-07-26T22:39:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-facepalms\/"},"modified":"2013-07-26T22:39:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:39:05","slug":"differentmasks-iamthefirechild-facepalms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-facepalms\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/differentmasks.tumblr.com\/post\/56551883154\/iamthefirechild-facepalms-maybe-i-should-just\">differentmasks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/56551454273\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>*facepalms* Maybe I should just ask Tony if I can have an advertising campaign, so the rest of you will stop acting like I\u2019m some kind of fragile flower normal mundane. Remy can chase me in circles while he \/tries\/ to kick my ass ten ways to Sunday. Same for you.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe you\u2019re not getting this. I\u2019ll talk slower.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t care who you are.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t care what kind of shit you\u2019re trying to pull.<\/p>\n<p>Not chasing you. Don\u2019t care about your goddamn flowers or inferiority complex or what kind of goddamn polish you use on your goddamn nails.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m tellin\u2019 you to go away.<\/p>\n<p>Now.<\/p>\n<p>Conversation\u2019s over, tinkerbell. Move it along.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/23b15d1b89eb0d5a4c3b639b3f75001e\/tumblr_inline_mqkenzNNfM1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She wants very badly to kick the door, or something, anything, to let off the frustration. She settles for growling at it, giving it the finger, and resists equally hard the temptation to set a nearby plant on fire.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stupid mutants,&#8221; she mutters, stalking off, ignoring the fact that she&#8217;s a mutant too.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/fa0154974c4cc5682ab5426c105f7ccb\/tumblr_inline_mqkex2FaZZ1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>differentmasks: iamthefirechild: *facepalms* Maybe I should just ask Tony if I can have an advertising campaign, so the rest of you will stop acting like I\u2019m some kind of fragile flower normal mundane. Remy can chase me in circles while he \/tries\/ to kick my ass ten ways to Sunday. Same for you. Maybe you\u2019re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-facepalms\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25733"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}