{"id":25734,"date":"2013-07-26T22:28:08","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods\/"},"modified":"2013-07-26T22:28:08","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:28:08","slug":"differentmasks-iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/differentmasks.tumblr.com\/post\/56550979514\/iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods-sake-i-like\">differentmasks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/56550666645\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Oh, for gods\u2019 sake. I like how you only turn up when I start giving him actual, you know, \/compliments\/. He said no. I took it. Settle down already.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>*huffs*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Lookit, sister, I don\u2019t know what your damage is, but Remy? He can kick your ass ten ways to Sunday without breaking a sweat. He\u2019s pretty damn capable of taking care of himself.<\/p>\n<p><em>You<\/em>, however, don\u2019t seem to be able to take no for an answer. Which is why I\u2019m here. I\u2019m gonna talk\u00a0<em>real<\/em> slow for you, see if we can get this through your thick skull.<\/p>\n<p>Back. The. Fuck. Off.<\/p>\n<p>And trust me, bub, this is me\u00a0<em>settled down<\/em>. You don\u2019t want to see otherwise.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/c2cdc1adf1fd3cb3046781c90f2797ad\/tumblr_inline_mqke27UU891qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*facepalms* Maybe I should just ask Tony if I can have an advertising campaign, so the rest of you will stop acting like I&#8217;m some kind of fragile flower normal mundane. Remy can chase me in circles while he \/tries\/ to kick my ass ten ways to Sunday. Same for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>differentmasks: iamthefirechild: Oh, for gods\u2019 sake. I like how you only turn up when I start giving him actual, you know, \/compliments\/. He said no. I took it. Settle down already. *huffs* Lookit, sister, I don\u2019t know what your damage is, but Remy? He can kick your ass ten ways to Sunday without breaking a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild-oh-for-gods\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25734"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}