{"id":25738,"date":"2013-07-26T22:17:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2013-07-26T22:17:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T22:17:47","slug":"differentmasks-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/differentmasks.tumblr.com\/post\/56550383862\/iamthefirechild-differentmasks-replied-to\">differentmasks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/56550084890\/differentmasks-replied-to\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/differentmasks.tumblr.com\/\">differentmasks<\/a>\u00a0replied to pocketfullofaces\u2019\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pocketfullofaces.tumblr.com\/post\/56548810218\/oh-my-god-have-you-even-looked-inside-your-own-head\">post<\/a>:\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/pocketfullofaces.tumblr.com\/post\/56548810218\/oh-my-god-have-you-even-looked-inside-your-own-head\">Oh my god, have you even \/looked\/ inside your own head? The only guy I know nicer than you is Steve!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Back. Off. &gt;:E MY nice guy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Room for you too, sparky. What \/is\/ it with men and monogamy? Did I find the only hero in all of New York that \/isn\u2019t\/ monogamous?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, here\u2019s how this is gonna play.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re going to back the fuck off of my husband.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it. Pretty damn simple, don\u2019t you think? Cause even if we\u00a0<em>were<\/em> interested in expanding, which trust me, sister, we aren\u2019t, it wouldn\u2019t be with you. So you can trot along home.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and princess? Call me\u00a0<em>sparky<\/em> again, and you\u2019ll find out why\u00a0<em>he\u2019s<\/em> the\u00a0<em>nice one<\/em> in the relationship.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/db76cdbb067c8cab5e751ec77578ebd0\/tumblr_inline_mqkdqxXjck1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, for gods&#8217; sake. I like how you only turn up when I start giving him actual, you know, \/compliments\/. He said no. I took it. Settle down already.<\/p>\n<p>*huffs*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>differentmasks: iamthefirechild: differentmasks\u00a0replied to pocketfullofaces\u2019\u00a0post:\u00a0Oh my god, have you even \/looked\/ inside your own head? The only guy I know nicer than you is Steve! Back. Off. &gt;:E MY nice guy. Room for you too, sparky. What \/is\/ it with men and monogamy? Did I find the only hero in all of New York that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/26\/differentmasks-iamthefirechild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25738"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}