{"id":26018,"date":"2013-07-17T18:37:23","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T18:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/17\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-17\/"},"modified":"2013-07-17T18:37:23","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T18:37:23","slug":"incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/17\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-17\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/55701978346\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/55468309323\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/55467774259\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/55466504248\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;No, oww, hold on.&#8221; She turned her hands up, wincing at the shallow scrapes turning red. \u201cWhen will I learn how to tumble properly and not catch myself with my hands.&#8221; Though the marks weren\u2019t deep, there were a number of scraped places, including both knees and the top of her foot, and the stinging was sharp enough to make her vaguely nauseous.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>At Summer\u2019s request, Robert kept his hands to himself for the time being, his eyes scanning her body to check the various areas she had injured in the fall. \u201cNothing seems all that bad. Plus, I\u2019m pretty sure no one falls with grace. Unless they\u2019re too proud of themselves.&#8221; He wanted to get her to her feet, but the facial expression she sported had him think otherwise. \u201cDo you think you\u2019ll live, or should I call an ambulance?&#8221; Humor. Humor usually helped the situation from being too dire.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I didn\u2019t say grace,&#8221; she corrected. \u201cBut I\u2019m not much of a martial artist if I can\u2019t fall properly.&#8221; A few more deep breaths and the nausea subsided, but just because she could, she put the back of one hand to her forehead. \u201cWoe, I think I am dying,&#8221; she declaimed, exaggeratedly, and reeled sideways to lean on Robert.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I know you didn\u2019t, but I did.&#8221; Considering it was the best word he could think of, and he was trying to lighten the mood. \u201cYou\u2019d have to be training for quite some time not to fall on your ass when falling off a bike. Makes you feel any better, I don\u2019t fall correctly all the time.&#8221; What he didn\u2019t mention was it wasn\u2019t often. \u201cDo I need to mention the injured ankle I got filming?&#8221; Course, right as he finished speaking, a laugh escaped him at Summer\u2019s antics. Hey, she was only playing along with what he started.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Would have been different if I&#8217;d fallen on my ass,&#8221; she muttered, looking at her hands again.  She lifted her leg, flexing the knee, and winced slightly. &#8220;Well, I think I can keep going but maybe we better not ride all over after all. I&#8217;m sorry.&#8221; Gingerly, she put her hands down to push herself up. &#8220;Was there anything you wanted to do?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: &#8220;No, oww, hold on.&#8221; She turned her hands up, wincing at the shallow scrapes turning red. \u201cWhen will I learn how to tumble properly and not catch myself with my hands.&#8221; Though the marks weren\u2019t deep, there were a number of scraped places, including both knees and the top of her &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/17\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-17\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2226],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26018"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}