{"id":26084,"date":"2013-07-14T20:38:51","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/14\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-24\/"},"modified":"2013-07-14T20:38:51","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:38:51","slug":"incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/14\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-24\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/55428369293\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/55401263556\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incredibly-gifted-faker.tumblr.com\/post\/55400991420\/iamthefirechild-incredibly-gifted-faker\">incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/55400729066\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m sorry, were we exclusively dating? Dating at all? I didn\u2019t \u2026 you know, it would be nice if maybe you actually, I don\u2019t know, asked me out. I\u2019m assuming a lot of things here because you\u2019ve been really hard to reach.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m an actor. That\u2019s how it goes. Also, it\u2019s not my problem I don\u2019t have a cell number for you. Or even a house number. That would make contacting you that much easier. Also, yes; let it be known that I do consider us to be dating. I thought you already knew.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You were texting me while you were in Miami months ago, don\u2019t give me that. And you still have never actually asked me out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I did? Oh, wait, right, I did. And, you know, I don\u2019t necessarily ask people out. That\u2019s too normal for me. I figured with the fact we are always taking these little pieces of time with each other, I was sure I didn\u2019t have to ask.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s nice to be asked. Sometimes a little normal is good, you know. At this point, I just don&#8217;t want to assume; I&#8217;d rather hold back and not get hurt.&#8221; Very quietly, &#8220;You&#8217;ve certainly persuaded me I&#8217;m deserving, so I want everything.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I\u2019m sorry, were we exclusively dating? Dating at all? I didn\u2019t \u2026 you know, it would be nice if maybe you actually, I don\u2019t know, asked me out. I\u2019m assuming a lot of things here because you\u2019ve been really hard to reach.&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m an actor. That\u2019s how it goes. Also, it\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/14\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-24\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2226],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26084"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}