{"id":26095,"date":"2013-07-14T05:40:21","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T05:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/14\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-25\/"},"modified":"2013-07-14T05:40:21","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T05:40:21","slug":"incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/14\/incredibly-gifted-faker-iamthefirechild-25\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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incredibly-gifted-faker<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m bending over backwards here to \u2014 uh \u2014 shit, Robert, I don\u2019t even know. I\u2019m trying to respect your \u2018go slow\u2019 instead of just shoving you into a chair and kissing you senseless.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“But you\u2019re acting as if this will never happen within our lifetimes. This is why I said what I did. Plus, I\u2019m pretty sure I couldn\u2019t go years at a time without having sex. Just so you know.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I\u2019m sorry, were we exclusively dating? Dating at all? I didn\u2019t \u2026 you know, it would be nice if maybe you actually, I don\u2019t know, asked me out. I\u2019m assuming a lot of things here because you\u2019ve been really hard to reach.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I\u2019m an actor. That\u2019s how it goes. Also, it\u2019s not my problem I don\u2019t have a cell number for you. Or even a house number. That would make contacting you that much easier. Also, yes; let it be known that I do consider us to be dating. I thought you already knew.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“You were texting me while you were in Miami months ago, don’t give me that. And you still have never actually asked me out.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: incredibly-gifted-faker: iamthefirechild: I\u2019m bending over backwards here to \u2014 uh \u2014 shit, Robert, I don\u2019t even know. I\u2019m trying to respect your \u2018go slow\u2019 instead of just shoving you into a chair and kissing you senseless. “But you\u2019re acting as if this will never happen within our lifetimes. This is why I said … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2226],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26095"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}