{"id":26445,"date":"2013-07-02T17:55:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-02T17:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/02\/merchantofdestruction-iamthefirechild-that\/"},"modified":"2013-07-02T17:55:36","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T17:55:36","slug":"merchantofdestruction-iamthefirechild-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/02\/merchantofdestruction-iamthefirechild-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merchantofdestruction.tumblr.com\/post\/54421355279\/iamthefirechild-that-depends-entirely-on-whom\">merchantofdestruction<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/54383821002\/merchantofdestruction-age-32-gender-female\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;That depends entirely on whom you ask.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/9bdecd3c5f2fb3468176eafee37ff1e4\/tumblr_inline_mpa7zjg9QP1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure you mean cuddling, not wrestling?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/b721ac2d551e73f66af3f6bfeda46d4f\/tumblr_inline_mpb30kt3ar1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It asks anything else. That&#8217;s my anything. Why are you making this complicated?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/f2c9972b8f6475e57ea334715a6daab7\/tumblr_inline_mpbls5px8s1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>merchantofdestruction: iamthefirechild: &#8220;That depends entirely on whom you ask.&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure you mean cuddling, not wrestling?&#8221; &#8220;It asks anything else. That&#8217;s my anything. Why are you making this complicated?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3174],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26445"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}