{"id":26469,"date":"2013-07-02T00:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-02T00:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/02\/merchantofdestruction-age-32-gender-female\/"},"modified":"2013-07-02T00:00:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T00:00:05","slug":"merchantofdestruction-age-32-gender-female","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/02\/merchantofdestruction-age-32-gender-female\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merchantofdestruction.tumblr.com\/post\/54379040406\/age-32-gender-female-big-little-spoon-either\">merchantofdestruction<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Age: 32<\/strong><br \/><strong>Gender: female<\/strong><br \/><strong>Big\/little spoon: either, but I\u2019m tiny \u2014 you\u2019ll prefer me as the little spoon<\/strong><br \/><strong>Is it okay if I fall asleep: Of course<\/strong><br \/><strong>Are kisses allowed: desired<\/strong><br \/><strong>Are pants required: no pants!<\/strong><br \/><strong>When are you available for cuddles: any time, really.<\/strong><br \/><strong>My place or yours: either, really<\/strong><br \/><strong>Will you play with my hair: absolutely<\/strong><br \/><strong>Anything else?: I like pain \u2026\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/15c46437c115297583dc5ba07d106693\/tumblr_inline_mpa4ubrm9q1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Cuddling doesn\u2019t involve pain, dear. But accepted.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That depends entirely on whom you ask.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/9bdecd3c5f2fb3468176eafee37ff1e4\/tumblr_inline_mpa7zjg9QP1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>merchantofdestruction: Age: 32Gender: femaleBig\/little spoon: either, but I\u2019m tiny \u2014 you\u2019ll prefer me as the little spoonIs it okay if I fall asleep: Of courseAre kisses allowed: desiredAre pants required: no pants!When are you available for cuddles: any time, really.My place or yours: either, reallyWill you play with my hair: absolutelyAnything else?: I like pain &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/07\/02\/merchantofdestruction-age-32-gender-female\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3174,3189],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26469"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}