{"id":26829,"date":"2013-06-17T05:15:27","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T05:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/06\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-no\/"},"modified":"2013-06-17T05:15:27","modified_gmt":"2013-06-17T05:15:27","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/06\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-no\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/52928723784\/iamthefirechild-no-fine-okay-last-year-you\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/52927402499\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>No, fine, okay.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/233c178e14175330cdefe2f1af06c0f4\/tumblr_inline_modarmJrt11qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last year you were dying, and your birthday was presumably weird because of it, I don\u2019t know. Since you haven\u2019t \/had\/ another birthday since then, how can you know it\u2019s \u2018just another day\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>I made you a cake.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because it was three years ago, not last year, and I\u2019ve kept it pretty quiet since then.\u00a0 Things exploded; just ask Rhodey.\u00a0 He helped.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/ae5e4aedb37f64e4245cb40fdef34faa\/tumblr_moalnxbLSD1rjjex1o1_250.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/ae5e4aedb37f64e4245cb40fdef34faa\/tumblr_moalnxbLSD1rjjex1o1_250.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But cake is always welcome.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230; dear gods, was the Expo really that long ago? I feel old now.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/4f772ac3f07f34a8a25d3743e1f94f31\/tumblr_inline_moiuko7Tcz1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Forget my stupid and come have cake. And ice cream. And then you can tell me what you want for your birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: No, fine, okay. Last year you were dying, and your birthday was presumably weird because of it, I don\u2019t know. Since you haven\u2019t \/had\/ another birthday since then, how can you know it\u2019s \u2018just another day\u2019? I made you a cake. Because it was three years ago, not last year, and I\u2019ve kept &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/06\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-no\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26829"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}