{"id":27195,"date":"2013-05-31T04:05:51","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T04:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/31\/excuse-me-i-have-to-go-off-and-feel-very\/"},"modified":"2013-05-31T04:05:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T04:05:51","slug":"excuse-me-i-have-to-go-off-and-feel-very","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/31\/excuse-me-i-have-to-go-off-and-feel-very\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Excuse me, I have to go off and feel very inadequate right now. There is nothing in the world I hate more, or that can hurt me worse, than being ignored and silently shut out. Congratulations, you just managed to fuck up the last of my post-wedding high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excuse me, I have to go off and feel very inadequate right now. There is nothing in the world I hate more, or that can hurt me worse, than being ignored and silently shut out. Congratulations, you just managed to fuck up the last of my post-wedding high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109,3233,3232],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}