{"id":27475,"date":"2013-05-22T06:00:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T06:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/22\/finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by\/"},"modified":"2013-05-22T06:00:39","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T06:00:39","slug":"finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/22\/finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.  I&#8217;m going to teach something relevant, something modern: the internet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/apologiestomake.tumblr.com\/post\/51053267749\/finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by-myself\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">apologiestomake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pleasurewatchingyouwork.tumblr.com\/post\/51052982037\/finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by-myself\">pleasurewatchingyouwork<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The internet is really really great.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/22f5d0a953e1604edccf6a0e4e569dd8\/tumblr_inline_mn6q0jEsk81qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For porn<span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/f0aff83f8419b18e24df2c8ad5208dd3\/tumblr_inline_mn6qb4mzF51qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve got a fast connection so I don\u2019t have to wait-<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/0087d41177791224062c7d1857c47f10\/tumblr_inline_mn6pxyYlWO1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For porn.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7a84a5ad790a48cd8ea4ee5687fc987c\/tumblr_inline_mn6qdfcsdS1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Huh? There\u2019s always some new sight<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/a90b3e253cf22ead2d34f16154b8ed44\/tumblr_inline_mn6q29Umaw1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For porn<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/ba0bdf24d7d20a8a0a4045c23173b836\/tumblr_inline_mn6qh3U6H21qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I browse all day and night<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/c363d88944ea8c4934cfde1ef8a2769a\/tumblr_inline_mn6q3pdVys1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For porn<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/460f25ce7c33a96189bf8fcc61800bb3\/tumblr_inline_mn6qirbx9L1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s like I\u2019m surfing at the speed of light.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/90f1b2154b6ba183a15caa233a2c07d6\/tumblr_inline_mn6q69zOER1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>For porn!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/68d230e25d63596b604e6f44526f5c89\/tumblr_inline_mn6qp73sXP1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8d1cd308ae77e75a9378bd2d349db889\/tumblr_inline_mn6q7sNtg41qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The internet is for porn.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/6ebf980b82032f0ac8927ea699885336\/tumblr_inline_mn6qtfc6dM1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/53655e7076f945be69a90992fd9ec06a\/tumblr_inline_mn6q8iNJYF1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The internet is for porn.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/1c8b2b04ba99b4c6356cf6f83e2f5c22\/tumblr_inline_mn6qy3M0XQ1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What are you doing?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/50799b0c8e47ebe1517d328fcd5218e3\/tumblr_inline_mn6q9cP1Jc1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn porn!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/bc325ceacf8b8713c488e0fc1ef3eb95\/tumblr_inline_mn6qfnicNd1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201dIt\u2019s true!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/9b23f746c1dc19ebd563125c67fd220b\/tumblr_inline_mn6r9cJz1c1qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>apologiestomake: pleasurewatchingyouwork: The internet is really really great. For porn. I\u2019ve got a fast connection so I don\u2019t have to wait- For porn. Huh? There\u2019s always some new sight For porn I browse all day and night For porn It\u2019s like I\u2019m surfing at the speed of light. For porn! Tony. The internet is for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/22\/finally-i-get-to-teach-a-whole-lesson-all-by\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.  I&#8217;m going to teach something relevant, something modern: the internet!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27475"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}