{"id":27529,"date":"2013-05-21T05:31:37","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T05:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/21\/name-mel-age-27-gender-femmy-female-big-little\/"},"modified":"2013-05-21T05:31:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T05:31:37","slug":"name-mel-age-27-gender-femmy-female-big-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/21\/name-mel-age-27-gender-femmy-female-big-little\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Name: Mel<br \/>Age: 27<br \/>Gender: femmy female<br \/>Big\/little spoon: either, im a tossy sleeper<br \/>Favorite movie: maybe Legend (1985)<br \/>Favorite band: Led Zeppelin<br \/>Is it okay if I fall asleep: Always, I will let you snooze and fondle your..*cough* hair during.<br \/>Are kisses allowed: Kisses are lovely, whether platonic or totally crush related, so yes.<br \/>Are pants required: Never; fuck pants. \ud83d\ude00<br \/>When are you available for cuddles: Tues-Sat 9 am-4pm Mon- all day Sun-all day<br \/>My place or yours: Either.. but &#8216;i have cats that like to lick and play with catnip, and I think I have some chocolate ice cream in the freezer and \u00a0Firefly on my Netflix queue.<\/p>\n<p>Will you play with my hair: Yes, you will awake to tiny warrior braids throughout your magnificent mane.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8303255d9e81d540e6a63c0aaaac27a4\/tumblr_inline_mn4vbg7cMz1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Total points for making me laugh that hard after today&#8217;s general badness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: MelAge: 27Gender: femmy femaleBig\/little spoon: either, im a tossy sleeperFavorite movie: maybe Legend (1985)Favorite band: Led ZeppelinIs it okay if I fall asleep: Always, I will let you snooze and fondle your..*cough* hair during.Are kisses allowed: Kisses are lovely, whether platonic or totally crush related, so yes.Are pants required: Never; fuck pants. \ud83d\ude00When are &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/21\/name-mel-age-27-gender-femmy-female-big-little\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3284,3283,1384,1383],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}