{"id":27721,"date":"2013-05-17T05:32:14","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T05:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-16\/"},"modified":"2013-05-17T05:32:14","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T05:32:14","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-16\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/50635106330\/iamthefirechild-i-know-you-arent-darling-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50634940028\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\u201cI know you aren\u2019t, darling. I guess I\u2019ll be spending a lot of time out on the party deck then. Boris loves me. You can come watch me swim and protect me from him.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cBoris loves everyone.\u00a0 It\u2019s how he schemes.\u00a0 He\u2014\u201d\u00a0 A jaw-cracking yawn broke up his words.\u00a0 \u201cHe gets you to fall for the cute, innocent, Bambi-eyed otter trick, and then he turns into a honey badger.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Honey badgers do not concern me,&#8221; she said loftily. &#8220;Besides, you&#8217;re Iron Man, you can save me from scheming otters.&#8221; She jerked the phone away from her mouth to snap, &#8220;Kronos, leave your sister alone!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: \u201cI know you aren\u2019t, darling. I guess I\u2019ll be spending a lot of time out on the party deck then. Boris loves me. You can come watch me swim and protect me from him.\u201d \u201cBoris loves everyone.\u00a0 It\u2019s how he schemes.\u00a0 He\u2014\u201d\u00a0 A jaw-cracking yawn broke up his words.\u00a0 \u201cHe gets you to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-16\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27721"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}