{"id":27727,"date":"2013-05-17T05:06:55","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T05:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-68\/"},"modified":"2013-05-17T05:06:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T05:06:55","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-68","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-68\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201cI don\u2019t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know \u2026 weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI wasn\u2019t asking for specifics.\u00a0 More just wondering if it\u2019s a drastic difference.\u201d\u00a0 He yawned away from the phone.\u00a0 \u201cSeems like that much hair would be uncomfortable when soggy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI wrap it in a towel \u2014 seriously, have you not paid attention? I wring it out in the shower, I wind it up on my head, I wrap it in a towel for an hour. And I come drip on everything you love.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t exactly tell how wet or dry it is when it\u2019s wrapped in a towel.\u00a0 And it\u2019s not like wringing it out means it was never wet to begin with.\u00a0 Anyway, most things I love are reasonably waterproof, for just such occurrences.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Well, summer has returned, so maybe you can pay attention when I go swimming with Boris. Reminds me, is there an outdoor pool? I swear I need a map of the Tower.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: \u201cI don\u2019t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know \u2026 weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.\u201d \u201cI wasn\u2019t asking for specifics.\u00a0 More just wondering if it\u2019s a drastic difference.\u201d\u00a0 He yawned away from the phone.\u00a0 \u201cSeems like … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27727"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}