{"id":27765,"date":"2013-05-17T02:17:17","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T02:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-17\/"},"modified":"2013-05-17T02:17:17","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T02:17:17","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-17\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/50620339592\/iamthefirechild-i-dont-know-how-would-you-even\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50444737790\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\u201cI don\u2019t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know \u2026 weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI wasn\u2019t asking for specifics.\u00a0 More just wondering if it\u2019s a drastic difference.\u201d\u00a0 He yawned away from the phone.\u00a0 \u201cSeems like that much hair would be uncomfortable when soggy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I wrap it in a towel &#8212; seriously, have you not paid attention? I wring it out in the shower, I wind it up on my head, I wrap it in a towel for an hour. And I come drip on everything you love.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: \u201cI don\u2019t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know \u2026 weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.\u201d \u201cI wasn\u2019t asking for specifics.\u00a0 More just wondering if it\u2019s a drastic difference.\u201d\u00a0 He yawned away from the phone.\u00a0 \u201cSeems like that much &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/17\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-i-17\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27765"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}