{"id":27796,"date":"2013-05-16T22:15:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T22:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/16\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving\/"},"modified":"2013-05-16T22:15:59","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T22:15:59","slug":"someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/16\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone give me a scotch. I&#8217;m starving."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/callmethemechanic.tumblr.com\/post\/50604116591\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving\">callmethemechanic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50603933601\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u201c\/One\/ scotch? Isn\u2019t that kinda low for you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/38b815057b756c21b8bbeff42fe25a6d\/tumblr_inline_mmwvntUO1Q1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYou gotta start somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/9f1ed9c5258605b4f2f7127b97c91f56\/tumblr_inline_mmwvquoffY1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7bdd09bee825b8c2a852562ea0ef9219\/tumblr_inline_mmwwhsJfs81qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s valid. Someone going to be around to carry you out?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>callmethemechanic: iamthefirechild: \u201c\/One\/ scotch? Isn\u2019t that kinda low for you?\u201d \u201cYou gotta start somewhere.\u201d &#8220;That&#8217;s valid. Someone going to be around to carry you out?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3316,3317],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}