{"id":27797,"date":"2013-05-16T21:57:43","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T21:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/16\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving-2\/"},"modified":"2013-05-16T21:57:43","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T21:57:43","slug":"someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/16\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone give me a scotch. I&#8217;m starving."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/callmethemechanic.tumblr.com\/post\/50524065636\/someone-give-me-a-scotch-im-starving\">callmethemechanic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/995ef69648562956a6e8d81abd1553b2\/tumblr_inline_mmv18iCvSh1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;\/One\/ scotch? Isn&#8217;t that kinda low for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/38b815057b756c21b8bbeff42fe25a6d\/tumblr_inline_mmwvntUO1Q1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>callmethemechanic: &#8220;\/One\/ scotch? Isn&#8217;t that kinda low for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3316,3317],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27797"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}