{"id":27859,"date":"2013-05-15T19:32:11","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T19:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/wiseass-mechanic-shall-we-start-then\/"},"modified":"2013-05-15T19:32:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T19:32:11","slug":"wiseass-mechanic-shall-we-start-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/wiseass-mechanic-shall-we-start-then\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wiseass-mechanic.tumblr.com\/post\/50510445930\/shall-we-start-then\">wiseass-mechanic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cShall we start then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/4c1cb07ab0d906a0a0f66f62988547fd\/tumblr_inline_mmusc58Vml1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, i just came for the party. Maybe you want to talk to a girl before you start taking off clothes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/068835b8feedaf069bfc2453c716c0bc\/tumblr_inline_mmuu9eQz3H1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wiseass-mechanic: \u201cShall we start then?\u201d &#8220;Hey, i just came for the party. Maybe you want to talk to a girl before you start taking off clothes?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3322],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27859"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}