{"id":27891,"date":"2013-05-15T05:23:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T05:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/gotcha\/"},"modified":"2013-05-15T05:23:59","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T05:23:59","slug":"gotcha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/gotcha\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotcha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/notaroboticnanny.tumblr.com\/post\/50478911418\/gotcha\">notaroboticnanny<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50478888994\/gotcha\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cA very bad person. I need one of those pillows, please.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;This.&#8221; She hits herself over the head with it, then bops him with it as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>notaroboticnanny: iamthefirechild: \u201cA very bad person. I need one of those pillows, please.\u201d \u201cWhy?\u201d &#8220;This.&#8221; She hits herself over the head with it, then bops him with it as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3328,3326,3327],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27891"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}