{"id":27892,"date":"2013-05-15T05:19:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T05:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/gotcha-2\/"},"modified":"2013-05-15T05:19:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T05:19:13","slug":"gotcha-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/15\/gotcha-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotcha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/notaroboticnanny.tumblr.com\/post\/50478822893\/gotcha\">notaroboticnanny<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50478757848\/gotcha\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThe place the Mandarin is. Why are you beating each other with pillows, exactly?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cThe Mandarin? Who is that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d4be8fe9282c255ea5805aea636e7ba2\/tumblr_inline_mmtqoz5ip41qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cCause it\u2019s fun.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;A very bad person. I need one of those pillows, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>notaroboticnanny: iamthefirechild: \u201cThe place the Mandarin is. Why are you beating each other with pillows, exactly?\u201d \u201cThe Mandarin? Who is that?\u201d \u201cCause it\u2019s fun.\u201d &#8220;A very bad person. I need one of those pillows, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3326,3327],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27892"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}