{"id":27930,"date":"2013-05-14T21:21:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T21:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-70\/"},"modified":"2013-05-14T21:21:59","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T21:21:59","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-70\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cWe had bathtub antics last night. You know how I like my baths. They\u2019ve got this bug in their ears about the squirrels on the roof, though, and Kronos startled Helios off the ledge and into the water, which would have been fine except that instead of going to his towel, Helios bolted from the room. Dripping. So I had to get out of the bath and chase his ass down, naked, through the whole apartment.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

He snorted a laugh against the phone.\u00a0 \u201cThere wouldn\u2019t happen to be any footage of this, would there?\u201d\u00a0 And then a contemplative silence.\u00a0 \u201cHow much does all that hair weigh when it\u2019s wet, anyway?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cJarvis is now allowed to have cameras in my \/apartment\/,\u201d she replied primly. \u201cIf you need footage so badly of me being boring, you have to invite me to move in.\u201d She settled herself more deeply into the papasan chair, folding up her legs. \u201cMine or his? A wet Helios probably only weighs another pound or so. He had the audacity to complain when I dried him, though!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll keep that in mind, then.\u201d\u00a0 He rolled onto his side, one arm crooked under his head to hold the phone in place.\u00a0 \u201cAnd I meant your hair.\u00a0 Since there\u2019s about three miles of it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I don’t know! How would you even weigh that, anyway? No, wait, I know … weigh me with dry hair, then with wet, compare totals. Same like weighing a cat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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