{"id":27958,"date":"2013-05-14T06:14:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T06:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-73\/"},"modified":"2013-05-14T06:14:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T06:14:58","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-73\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/50404225720\/iamthefirechild-gadgeteerphilanthropist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50402878200\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/50401479948\/iamthefirechild-text-to-blue-glowheart\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50400704302\/text-to-she-is-my-sunshine-made-it-to-tokyo-in\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[Text to: Blue Glowheart] dammit Tony<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[Text to: Really Far Away]\u00a0 Saide sorry.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[Text to: Blue Glowheart] I am not telling you a story on this keyboard. Call me and I will talk to you until you sleep.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony dropped onto the bed and sprawled out on his back, bringing the phone up to his ear once he hit send.\u00a0 \u201cHow \u2018bout now?\u201d he asked around a yawn, once she picked up.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cSo you want a story? Do you want a true story or something I make up? I can tell you cat stories.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cCat stories are fine.\u00a0 You\u2019ve got an entire zoo, so who knows what they get up to?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;We had bathtub antics last night. You know how I like my baths. They&#8217;ve got this bug in their ears about the squirrels on the roof, though, and Kronos startled Helios off the ledge and into the water, which would have been fine except that instead of going to his towel, Helios bolted from the room. Dripping. So I had to get out of the bath and chase his ass down, naked, through the whole apartment.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: \u2026 [Text to: Blue Glowheart] dammit Tony [Text to: Really Far Away]\u00a0 Saide sorry. [Text to: Blue Glowheart] I am not telling you a story on this keyboard. Call me and I will talk to you until you sleep. Tony dropped onto the bed and sprawled out on his back, bringing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-73\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27958"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}