{"id":27960,"date":"2013-05-14T06:09:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T06:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/i-have-this-vague-thought-i-should-make-some-kind\/"},"modified":"2013-05-14T06:09:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T06:09:31","slug":"i-have-this-vague-thought-i-should-make-some-kind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/14\/i-have-this-vague-thought-i-should-make-some-kind\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have this vague thought I should make some kind of confession \/ apology \/ &#8220;excuses&#8221; post now, but I&#8217;m 32 years old, I got married a week ago, and my rp partners are making Mulan jokes with me about this.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m just not giving any more fucks. Dishonour on your cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this vague thought I should make some kind of confession \/ apology \/ &#8220;excuses&#8221; post now, but I&#8217;m 32 years old, I got married a week ago, and my rp partners are making Mulan jokes with me about this. So I&#8217;m just not giving any more fucks. Dishonour on your cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27960"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}