{"id":28007,"date":"2013-05-13T05:22:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T05:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/13\/tincan-klutz-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2013-05-13T05:22:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T05:22:35","slug":"tincan-klutz-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/13\/tincan-klutz-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tincan-klutz.tumblr.com\/post\/50233968554\/itstheironmonger-iamthefirechild\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">tincan-klutz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u2014[ <a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/\">iamthefirechild<\/a> [&#8230;] <br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<strong>Are<\/strong>\u00a0<em>t\u043d\u044f\u0454\u03b1ts.<\/em>\u00a0]\u2014<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>\u2014 { Processing\u2026<\/small><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<small>Processing\u2026<\/small><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<small>\u00a0All Personnel\u00a0<em>Un\u03b9\u2202\u0454nt\u03b9f\u03b9\u0454\u2202<\/em>.} \u2014<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8e0490e3e5376c5f2220322c37223590\/tumblr_inline_mmob4r3gBu1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <small>\u201cState your name and business here.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Tony, can you &#8212; not, right now?&#8221; She rubbed at her face. &#8220;I&#8217;m tired, and I really just want a massage.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tincan-klutz: \u2014[ iamthefirechild [&#8230;] \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Are\u00a0t\u043d\u044f\u0454\u03b1ts.\u00a0]\u2014 \u2014 { Processing\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Processing\u2026\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/13\/tincan-klutz-iamthefirechild\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,3337,3336],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28007"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}