{"id":28204,"date":"2013-05-10T03:14:22","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T03:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/10\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-she-15\/"},"modified":"2013-05-10T03:14:22","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T03:14:22","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-she-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/10\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-she-15\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/50064063620\/iamthefirechild-she-pointed-out-you-did-ask-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/50063186207\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>She pointed out, \u201cYou did ask. I can\u2019t let other people upstage me in pick up lines with my own playboy.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cYeah, but when I asked for bad pick up lines, I wasn\u2019t expecting that sort of torture.\u201d\u00a0 He gave her a pitiful look, as if it really had been torture.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She pouted back at him. &#8220;What can I do to make it up to you? Poor baby.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: She pointed out, \u201cYou did ask. I can\u2019t let other people upstage me in pick up lines with my own playboy.\u201d \u201cYeah, but when I asked for bad pick up lines, I wasn\u2019t expecting that sort of torture.\u201d\u00a0 He gave her a pitiful look, as if it really had been torture. She pouted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/05\/10\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-she-15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199,3357],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28204"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}